Showing posts with label technobabble. Show all posts
Showing posts with label technobabble. Show all posts

Apr 12, 2012

Electronics are fucking dangerous....

Just... you know. F-Y-I.


Ahem!
Now... ahh... I guess I should send an apology to Raggedy here... I... don't know that my "plan" is actually going to work out. Or perhaps rather, I'm afraid of how effective it could be and I don't want to drop the tech in the wrong hands on accident...

I... <.<;

I had to test it first.

Umm... it.... sort of works. I think...

And I reeeeeeeeeeeeally don't want to talk about it now. My head is still fucking spinning and I feel like I'm going to be absolutely fucking sick.

But I guess I need to explain... uugghhh... I could just not be posting this! Whhhhhhhyyyyyy am I stupid and doing it anyways?? Stupid scientific need to report findings! >.<;;;


Ugh... so I went into like, a radio shack, okay? It wasn't really a radio shack, it wasn't a chain store at all, but if I gave you the regular name you wouldn't know what the fuck I'm talking about, so lets pretend it was a radio shack. Okay? Okay. So I go in there and pick up some cheap electronics supplies and this little junior practice kit type dealie... just bottom barrel tech, but good enough for me to work with... Engineer remember? Pretty sure I mentioned that at some point....

Anyways, when I haven't been on the move lately I've been fiddling around with this junk trying to put together a small mobile device for personal use. I don't have a proper name for it.... so I'm just gonna make one up on the fly I guess.... it's a.... ahhh.... Filter.... Jammer.... yeah, how about that? Filter Jammer. Basically just a handheld device running off a double-A battery that emits an extremely high pitch alternating frequency designed to disrupt local wavelengths and frequencies. It's got a range of... barely a fucking meter probably... I've no way of knowing for sure without testing it on the public and that reeeeeeeeally doesn't seem like a good idea... especially now that I know it- .....uuuggghhh....

Okay...
So...
I finally gave this thing a little trial run.... Nothing special. I just went about my business as usual, keeping to the crowds and knowing damn well that he'd show up somewhere eventually. Because that's what he does. He just pops up places. He's the Starbucks of the monster world. He's on every gods damned corner. So whatever, I finally notice him as I'm passing through a crowd. So I duck into a corner outside of major traffic, pull out the device, and flick the On switch. Again, I wasn't sure the range, so I just held it up to my ear like I was on a cellphone or something... try to look natural. Then I just kind of kept staring at it.

Three minutes of this... and he started to blur. About five minutes and I started to see shit flailing about that I don't remember seeing a minute ago. By thereabouts the seven minute mark, I don't know what I was looking at anymore and I have no means of accurately describing it to you. All I know is that my mind was SCREAMING AT ME and

...I might have blacked out for a while.

I'm not sure. All I really know is that by the time my vision blinked me back to awareness I was sitting on the ground and it was gone. I used a nearby trash can to pry myself off the ground and promptly threw up in it. I haven't exactly felt well since then.

So... yeah... I may have created a short range device that can override Perception Filters. I thought that would be a good thing.... now I'm not so sure.... It's... going to require more testing... but... I think I'm afraid to use it again. Not... not like that anyways.